Hello. I’m Martin, 47, from southeast London. I 6ft tall, large build, shaved head and glasses. I don’t smoke, don’t drink and do not do drugs of any kind whatsoever.
I’m single, live alone, no kids and work full-time night shifts as a London night bus driver. Not the most exciting job in the world, but it helps pay the rent.
I’m an Introvert and a Homebody, which means I can be a little shy and don’t really like loud noises and large groups of people.
Hobbies include reading, going for walks, movies (horror is my favourite genre), and long drives to either the countryside or the coast for some fresh sea air.
My sense of humour is darker than a Goth’s wardrobe. There isn’t anything I won’t laugh at, including myself.
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